![]() Oh Big Bad Brood Dad is just bringing home the cat food for everyone. My hype is real because it actually regards all, not just your bullshit book clubs and hobnobberist faggy literati friends. Oh that's right they just handed out the Nobel prizes for like solving all economic problems and social injustice, huh? Wow, so like all problems just disappeared mysteriously? I mean that's what we're celebrating, right? We won? We beat everything? No, that is the fakest shit ever, the fucking Nobel cocksuck ceremonies, you idiots just find the most malignant egos to inflate even further and sell everyone on false hype. A FUCKING STICK! If you don't understand the power of a wizard's staff or the importance of my profession then I have not taught anything yet. With our buying power the world has no need for all its production power, it would literally kill all economies. "SPEAK SOFTLY AND CARRY THE RIVER STYX!" That's what He'll shout when He triumphantly disables the entire North American Power Grid and obliterates all economies. Sorta makes man feel pretty inferior, doesn't it? Knowing that all our great works can just be dashed to nothing by God wielding a big stick. ![]() THE POWER OF CHAOS! Fractional Anisotropy and Kinetic Energy takes all kinds! You can hypothetically replay the events any number of times but that tree branch was guided by the hand of Chaos to that fate. Seriously, it's the power they never see coming. The New York blackout was caused by a tree branch in Canada! Imagine what we can do with the power of many tree branches!? The power of wood is powerful indeed! Nature will have its vengeance! Absurdity is sorta Surtr's thing, ya know? In a world where we have satellite infrasonic emitters and nukes and engineered disease epidemics, there's still a place for plain old wood among all the other super powers. "But how will we enslave without the monies?!" Oh humans are so crafty, I'm sure they'll figure out all new ways to enslave each other! It'll be a magical adventure for everyone! See the best part about making all funds digital is that they become completely reliant on a power grid which isn't much improved since its inception over 100 years ago, so it takes is a well placed tree branch to erase the value of all other tree branches felled to make lifeless money. All proceeds of the Internet go directly to me so I can expunge all funds forever. I'm Alexander George Carter, the other other Al Gore. Darkness is just the benighted times! Anance what have you been doing?! SHE'S TAMPERING IN DARK SIDED STUFF! Where do you think nanites got their name if not from the Mother of Invention? I'm Al Gore the Egregore and I did invent the Internet, I'm always internally venting on the Internet. People infected with nanites shouldn't complain because they already gave their consent to darkness in one form or another.
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